Sunday, October 26, 2008 

The Relevance Of Toy Farms

There was once a time when all young children would have a farm set of one type or another. Some were elaborate sets with buildings and barns, fences and countryside furniture, others were simply a big box of wooden or plastic animals, with the box becoming the farm house and the patterns on the carpet representing the fields and paths. Although farm sets and the animals that go with them are still widely available today, how relevant are they for today's child, when you consider in particular the fact that very few children have even seen a farm, let alone expressed any interest in leaving the city when they grow up and becoming a farmer?

Whilst many children, perhaps the majority these days, have no personal experience of farms or farming, it is unlikely that they will escape the concept since farms and the animals within feature frequently in stories and tales that they will be familiar with. Even many nursery rhymes cover the concepts, such as 'Old Macdonald' and 'Little Boy Blue'. The fairy tales such as Jack And The Beanstalk feature farms and farmers at the centre and children may be familiar with seeing them from a distance as they race by on long journeys.

But why do these farms still hold an interest for young children? Perhaps we should be asking this differently, and rather than wondering whether children are interested them, instead we should question why we should encourage such an interest.

Today, farming is big news, and rarely do we find a paper or a television bulletin not raising an issue that concerns farming. Whether it is to do with organic products, animal welfare or illnesses, genetically modified products or just simply crop cost and availability, we cannot ignore the fact that farms are a very important part of our society. Additionally, it is important that we all realise where our food comes from, and take an interest in this for our own sake, and that of the animals, the workers and the environment.

It is valuable for children to have an understanding from an early age of where their food comes from. Children are fascinated to see cows in a field and know that their milk comes from them, and to see chickens strutting about and know that they are the animals that lay the eggs. It is important for children to appreciate that the food we buy in the shops is not simply manufactured from nowhere, or in big factories, but that it all starts in those fields, with real animals that we need to care about and think of.

An early understanding and appreciation of this can only help to strengthen the long term understanding and support we need to foster as a society to ensure the long term welfare of us all.

Of course, an understanding of the way farms work also provides a chance to begin to understand the life cycle, and seeing new born lambs skipping about gives you an ideal way of introducing the idea of birth and parenting from a different point of view. Children love the idea of seeing animals and babies younger than themselves of course!

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Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., greets supporters as he enters a campaign rally at the University of Northern Iowa in Cedar Falls, Iowa, Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)AP - Republican John McCain, behind in the polls and looking for a comeback, argued Sunday that voters should elect him president to create a check on a Democratic Congress that he says is determined to increase taxes and the size of government.

 

General Motors - "Cruzing" Along With New Technology

General Motors is one of the world leaders in hybrid car technology, but that should come as no shock to anybody. After all, GM's Research and Development was the world's very first automotive research center, founded in the early '20's by Charles F. Kettering. Located in Warren, Michigan, GM's Research and Development teams work on their new technologies and innovations in 6 laboratories, and 6 science offices. Researchers work with teams from a dozen countries, countless universities and government groups to provide GM with the edge in new automotive technology.

Gm has made great strides in the fuel cell car technology for starters: researchers have lessened the likelihood of cold weather freeze up in the hydrogen fuel cell based "Hy-wire" This vehicle does not have much of the traditional car parts, such as an internal combustion engine, instrument panel, or pedals, but it does have power supplied by its hydrogen based fuel cell. GM also has developed, AUTOnomy, a concept vehicle that is another hydrogen fuel cell car.

General Motors likes to try to stay competitive, and one of the way they stay one step ahead of their competition is with solid research and development- you cannot sell a vehicles unless you are giving the people what they want. The sales of the Chevy Cobalt is up by 16%, and GM is hoping to keep that hot streak going when they reveal their newest addition, the Chevy Cruze at the Paris Motor Show in a few weeks. The Cruze will be a global compact car and will be built in a GM facility in Ohio. The Cruze will be marketed as another of GM's fuel efficient cars, close to the Cobalt's 33 miles per gallon highway selling point. General Motors is investing the astounding figure of $500 million in the development and debut of this new line of cars.

The company has also announced that it is currently working with the Electric Power Research Institute (EPRI) to make the introduction of more electric cars faster and more feasible. It is exciting news that the cars may become more widely available considering the fact that the price to run one is roughly 1/5 the cost of driving a gasoline powered vehicle. GM has received a grant from the United States Dept. of Energy to create a plug in "demo" program. There is also work on an extended range electric vehicle due to be in car showrooms by sometime in late 2010.

Along with all of the research to reduce dependence of non renewable fuel sources, GM has also worked on other considerations as well. Onstar by GM was honored with an award in June 2008, in Detroit. There are currently no less than 6 GM models that feature Onstar as a standard feature, with talk of adding it to still others.

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Obama E! Online - Sen. Barack Obama, a fan and friend of Jennifer Hudson, took time out from his campaign Saturday to send his condolences to his fellow Chicagoan.

 

FIFA 08 Tricks Guide

To really excel as a FIFA 2008 player, you'll need to get to grips with some of the great skill moves in the game. With this FIFA 08 tricks guide, you can very quickly learn some of the important FIFA 2008 tricks and skills and then teach your opponents a lesson in football mastery!

First and foremost, you really need to learn the Blanco Hop. The best bit is, it's actually pretty simple to master. Many players aren't even aware of it, so it's likely you'll also have the element of surprise on your side.

The slide tackle is, of course, one of the most familiar moves you'll see. This is when a player tries to nick the ball from you by sliding along the ground. When you're in possession of the ball, it's difficult to get out of the way and dodge your sliding opponent's tackle. To make it worse, even if the player fouls you when making a sliding tackle, they still gain a slight advantage - because the play stops, and they have time to reorganise their defence. That's where the Blanco Hop comes in. You can turn the sliding player into your advantage, by skipping past the prone player and keeping control of the ball. And because they're lying on the ground, you have an immediate head start over them!

Okay, what do you need to do for a Blanco Hop? First, you must have complete control of the ball - just hit L1 to halt with the ball stationary by your feet. Wait while the other player runs in and begins to start their slide tackle, then press down the L2 button (left trigger). While keeping it pressed, then move the right thumb stick - with ease, you'll flick the ball up and hop (hence the Blanco Hop) over the oncoming opponent. On screen, you'll look like you stumble slightly. Don't worry, though - you're on your feet and your opponent is on the ground! You'll have a nice healthy lead by the time the other player gets up.

Try out this great new skill - by using this FIFA 08 tricks guide before your friends, you'll stun them with your masterful skills.

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Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin greets the crowd during a rally at the Bass Pro Shop in Springfield, Mo. Friday, Oct. 24, 2008.  (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)Politico - Even as John McCain and Sarah Palin scramble to close the gap in the final days of the 2008 election, stirrings of a Palin insurgency are complicating the campaign's already-tense internal dynamics.

 

Buying Used Nintendo DS Games

Nintendo have always been classified easily by their type and their history because of the technical constraints of different platforms. In time, as the sums of money destined to Nintendo games production raised, their commercial value grew and the requirement for creative talent compelled companies to bring outsourcing professionals. This can be the reason why some used Nintendo DS games can be commercialized through the franchise system. To continue with, the re-use of some can be noticed during franchise trials, which are usually based on the same characters, situations, conflicts, and themes along the sequels.

That is why, although many used games are a mixture of more types, few of them gets out of patterns. Therefore, they cannot be classified as a certain type. However, some producers can use an old idea and create a new, successful game. This success must be first a commercial one and other companies will try to imitate them for a similar success.

Examples of such used Nintendo DS games are Super Mario 64, which released the video game platform for consoles, or Doom, which released the First person shooter type for PC. In 1994-1995, Sega released Sega Saturn and Sony entered the world of video games with play station. Both consoles were using technology on 32 megabytes and the way for the development of new 3D titles was opened.

After some time, Nintendo released the console on 64 bits in 1996, selling more than 1.5 million pieces in only3 months. The super Mario 64 video game has become the symbol of the 3D platform genre. After starting on Play Station in 1996, PaRappa the Rapper has made famous a new type of video games in Japan, the musical video experience. Later on, beat mania followed and became an attractive omnipresence in the Japanese arcades. Other memorable games of Nintendo were appreciated by critics for the innovations that were brought to it and for the fact that it was the first successful person shooter for a console.

The passage from 2D to 3D of the game "The Legend of Zelda" was performed by the game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) that has been considered one of the best which has ever been made. Read more about Nintendo DS and Wii titles at http://www.nintendowiibuyonline.com

One of the popular used titles for play station was Metal Gear Solid (1998), which was the departure point for the stealth type video games. Until the late 1990s, Sony was a reputed competitor on the video games market.

To continue with, the advantage of buying used titles for consoles is that they are obviously cheaper and if you want to be a winner, you can find out tips and tricks from your older friends or even from your parents. If you are a nostalgic parent of a video addict kid, you can purchase for yourself used games and ask your child do anything else while you are playing your old, used video game.

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Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., takes the stage at a rally at the Univ. of New Mexico in Albuquerque , N.M.Saturday, Oct. 25, 2008.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)AP - Barack Obama is trying to snag a win in Colorado, a state that twice sided with President Bush, as the race for the presidency whirls into its final days.

 

Are Console Games Out - Is the Evolution of Gaming Technology Causing its Extinction?

Console Gaming companies are still doing well in sales thanks to demand, but for how much longer will they be a viable sector of the growing video game industry? Some analysts predict that with online video games growing so rapidly, that the all in one console games could be on their way out. Not so fast say many manufacturers of console games, rather they believe they are evolving with these new venues. Console gaming plus, online interaction with online gaming communities is where it's at says one executive from a popular console game manufacturing company.

Indeed, why can't you have the best of both worlds? Sure the older console games end up in the free box at the garage sales or flea markets but not the new stuff, which has more interaction and the latest graphics and speed. Online gaming has some distinct advantages, in that it has increased inflows of venture capital, the latest talent and new advertising revenue streams of major brand names looking to make a connection with the primarily younger gaming demographic.

So the question on many minds of those who follow this sector seems to be; are all-in-one Console Games out and if so is this just the evolution of Gaming Technology, which is causing its extinction? "The older games are definitely out and have lost significant ground to the online gaming communities and the XBox," stated a gentleman from the Online Think Tank recently. Interactive consoles that can hook up to online gaming communities and be used as self-contained gaming consoles will always be a favored method for the online gaming gamer.

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, right, helped by his bodyguard to climb onto the back of a truck during a religious ceremony marking the death of the Shiite Saint Jaafar Sadeq in Tehran on Saturday Oct, 25, 2008. The world's 120 million Shiites venerate the  sixth imam, or spiritual successor to the Prophet Muhammad, of the Shi'ite branch of Islam and the last to be recognized as imam by all the Shi'ite sects. Theologically, he advocated a limited predestination and proclaimed that Hadith (traditional sayings of the Prophet), if contrary to the Qur'an, should be rejected. (AP photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)AP - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has fallen ill due to his heavy workload, a close associate told the Iranian state news agency late Saturday.

 

Buyers Guide To Video Game Consoles

Award winning game can provoke you to buy the same but it is advised that buy only those, which you like to play. Whether you are young or old, male or female, single player or fun-seeking family, it does not matter because presently a new video games console available online claims to suit practically every need, taste and budget of the buyer. The range and diversity of gaming systems, and even the games themselves, is bewildering, and a daunting prospect to the inexperienced. Therefore arm yourself with the information you need to make your digital entertainment purchase in confidence.

Todays systems offer a wealth of additional functionality catering to the needs of a rapidly expanding, increasingly diverse audience. Forget the old, as the gaming has extended the boundary not in its varieties but also is not limited only to the younger but is also played by the granny. So, are you interested in online play? Is a huge range of kids games a priority? But once youve made your decision, where next? Next is your step to buy your games console in complete confidence.

1. Beware of the games on offer and the retailers motives. You will come across many shops that offer load of games in for free in addition to selling. While the savings can be significant with such deals they can also be unreal. Therefore first check out whether the free games on offer are actually worthy. Your carefulness will save you from spending more than you intended on games.

2. Make sure all the essentials are included. Extras you may need to purchase separately may include additional handsets for multi player games; subscriptions for online gaming; and special cables which will boost the audio and visual performance of your unit.

3. Game (and to a lesser extend) console prices vary wildly from place to place, so doing research in advance and checking prices on-line makes sense. Unless you really need to buy the latest blockbuster on day of its release, wait a month or two - all games are reissued on budget labels and console prices also fall over time.

4. Read Expert Reviews, Websites such as Product Sifter (dot) com, Game rankings (dot) com and Meta critic (dot) com all have excellent reviews and rankings for a wide range of video console and game products.

5. Many games shops have in-store demo units, so you can take a game or a console for a test run before you buy.

6. Age ratings is very important because it will provide a clear guidance to the parents about the game's accessibility for their children.

7.Take advice from the staff at specialist computer games stores who have expert knowledge before purchasing the product online.

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The Air Ventures Zeppelin flies over the Golden Gate Bridge to complete its cross-country transit flight with the San Francisco skyline in the background in this view from the Marin Headlands above Sausalito, Calif., Saturday, Oct. 25, 2008.  The airship, one of only three currently flying anywhere in the world, is the first Zeppelin to fly in the skies over the U.S. in 71 years. Passenger service on the airship will begin next week at nearby Moffett <a href=>Field.</a> At right the airship is greeted by the fire boat Phoenix.(AP Photo/Eric Risberg)AP - Zeppelins, the giant floating airships used to carry passengers and drop bombs until the 1930s, haven't been seen in American skies for more than 70 years.

 

Wii Game Rental

Renting games online makes a compelling argument these days. Renting Wii games in particular seems like the smart thing to do. Wii games appeal to the family gaming crowd, which means that at least half the participants are children. Kids will love a new toy / game / movie to death during the initial novelty phase. I know mine would watch Shrek ten times a day when it first came out if I let them. So, why spend $60 on the latest game for your Wii, when half the players will be bored with it after a few days.

This is where Wii game rentals come in. Renting games online is an idea whose time has come. It's convenient, cheaper, and doesn't clutter your house with boxes of old games waiting to be sold on eBay. There are a number of other good reasons to rent games online. Home delivery, large selection, and less expensive are a few that come to mind.

Here's another. Very few computer games these days offer what is known as replay ability. Meaning, that once you played a game from beginning to end, there's not much point in ever playing it again. We rent movies all the time for this very reason. Many do apply this very thinking to video games. If you happen to come across a game that is worth keeping and playing over and over, then go ahead and buy it. Most online rental companies allow you to just buy a game you have rented out, and often at a price $10-$20 lower than the retail stores.

If your unsure about signing up, take a test drive, with a free trial. Pretty much all companies offer it. It let's you see the whole process first hand, at no cost. Then you can decide for yourself.

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Technology That Makes Construction Planning Easier

All sorts of software are popping up everywhere. Some of create great animation. Some do your payroll for you. And believe it or not some software actually aid in construction planning. These types software are making mapping out sites and building plans easier than they have ever been.

HOW THINGS USED TO BE

A decade or four ago, getting an estimate and material list on a construction project took a little over a week. That was because estimators had to go through things manually. Those who provided quick estimates were praised, but in the end most of their estimates were wrong. Accuracy was something achieved only by the best and the brightest.

If estimation took time, then planning took ages. Ok, maybe that's an exaggeration. But, it did seem like ages to people waiting to see plans for their homes or buildings. It took so long because each pencil stroke had to be perfect and each cent (budget-wise) had to be accounted for manually. Greenhorns had to recompute their estimates just to make sure everything was just right. That is no longer the case today...

STEP INTO THE FUTURE

When the digital camera came out, purists called it a lazy way of taking pictures. They say that a great photograph is a result of a labor of love. The artist must pour over the chemical basins and check the contrast by eye. Going digital was just a lazy way out. But, hey! Isn't that what we are looking for? Ease and Speed?

The same went for the construction industry. When they introduced Takeoff Software, critics were hissing in the background. They didn't believe in it. Doing it by hand was much better, much more accurate. Software such as that took away the love and dedication in every stroke, in every calculation. Or so they used to say...

But today, rarely anything credible goes up without it. It has become one of the most important pieces of technology a professional in the construction industry could ever have. Plan Software and others like it have become indispensable and there is no doubt that they will continue to be so.

A CONTRACTOR'S DREAM AND AN ESTIMATOR'S HEAVEN

Technologies like Takeoff software and Plan Software have revolutionized the world of construction and estimation. Today, it is used by estimators, engineers, contractors and architects all over the world. You can bet that, that new skyscraper or the new house next door was constructed with the assistance of these technologies. The tasks these items accomplish like coming up with a material list, estimating costs and laying out plans may seem simple and straightforward. But, it does make transactions smoother and life easier for the men and women in the construction business.

Caitlina Fuller is a freelance writer. A decade or four ago, getting an estimate and material list on a construction project took a little over a week. That was because estimators had to go through things manually. The same went for the construction industry. When they introduced Takeoff Software, critics were hissing in the background.

In this photo rendered from video and provided by WBIR-TV, authorities investigate the scene of a fatal two-vehicle accident, Saturday, Oct. 25, 2008, near Huntsville, Tenn. A sport utility vehicle full of high school cheerleaders collided with an oncoming car in a fiery crash on wet, foggy highway in rural northeastern Tennessee, killing four people, authorities said Saturday. (AP Photo/WBIR-TV)AP - A rural East Tennessee community was grieving Saturday for four high school cheerleaders who died in a fiery car crash hours after they had been cheering on their football team.

 

15 Ways to Alienate Fellow Role-Playing Game Members

You're currently in a Role-Playing Game campaign that you desperately want out of, for some reason. At least, it seems that way to your fellow players, because you spend most of your time ruining their fun. You are the thorn in your party members' sides, and not in an endearing "villain NPC" sort of way. They not only dislike your character, but they genuinely hate you as a person. The only reason that they continue to play with you is that everybody is too polite to ask you to leave.

I could write an entire article on the things that you should do while playing a tabletop RPG with your friends. I could also write a long rant on the things that you shouldn't do. I have decided to combine them both into a list of 15 simple suggestions for how to alienate your fellow players. By following these suggestions, you should be able to ensure that you will never be invited to play in another game of Dungeons & Dragons, Shadowrun, or any other tabletop RPG ever again.

1. Whine
Whine about everything and anything. Whine that it's too cold in the room, whine that you're hungry. Whine that nobody "understands" your character. Whine that you never get good equipment. Whine that nobody ever does what you want to do. Whine that nobody else in the group likes you, while wondering why.

2. Antagonize other characters
Be a big jerk! Constantly harass and antagonize the other player-characters and NPC. Incessantly pick fights with other PCs and NPCs. Don't just do it occasionally, do it all of the time, every session. Don't let a single session go without trying to bash another PC's head in, or trying to taunt them into attacking you. Irrationally destroy important relationships with key NPCs. Constantly double-cross your party members. Intentionally get them killed whenever possible. Make your character completely, thoroughly annoying and unlikeable. If he would just die, the other party members would be relieved.

Claim that this behavior is justified because you are "in character".

3. Bring personal issues into the game
You really hate one player's girlfriend, who is also in the campaign. This is the perfect opportunity to vent your hatred in an acceptable manner. Make sure that you constantly antagonize her character (see suggestion #2). Say horrible things to her in-character that could easily be translated into direct insults to the person playing that character. Make sure to tell her (in-character to her character, of course) that she is fat and stupid and lazy. Feign innocence when the other players chastise you for this. Make sure that you are completely unhelpful to her in combat. If you are the Cleric, conveniently fail to heal her as necessary. When the other players criticize you for this, blame it on her inability to properly play the game.

Angry at another player (who happens to be your roommate) for some reason? Make sure that this makes it into the game. Be a total jerk to his character. Make sure that you take off when he really needs your help in a fight. Make snide comments all of the time about how his PC never does the dishes after everyone has finished setting up camp. If you are completely unable to deny it/worm your way out of it, claim that it was "just good-natured ribbing".

If you have a social/political agenda, the current campaign is the perfect place to champion it. You have an axe to grind, and not just the one in your character's hand! Bully anyone who tries to politely tell you that perhaps the fanciful realm of Zun'zuban isn't really the place to confront real-world socio-political issues. Name-calling is often effective in such a situation.

4. Harass the other players
Really, why just focus on that one player's girlfriend? That's selfish. You should spread the joy! Take suggestion #3 and apply it to ALL of the other players! You'll be the most popular member of the group.

Make sure that you constantly hit on PCs of the opposite gender, especially if you see that it makes the player playing them uncomfortable. When they protest, accuse them of being up-tight and uncomfortable with their own sexuality. Do things specifically to make the other players uncomfortable (such as kicking kittens). When they tell you to cut it out because the vile things that your character is doing is bothering them, tell them that it's just a game and to grow up.

5. Swear
A small amount of profanity will honestly not bother most people. A lot of people don't care if a profane word slips through your lips on occasion. Some people do get offended, but you're bound to know this if you know them or their friends (see suggestion #6: "Be purposely offensive"). Go above and beyond the call of duty, though: swear constantly. Insist that this is necessary and "in character". Everyone will love you - I promise.

6. Be purposely offensive
This is slightly more specific than simply harassing the other players. Don't claim that "what's offensive to some people isn't offensive to others". That isn't the issue at hand.

You are not stupid. You know what things you say that could upset other players. You know what is socially unacceptable. You know that you shouldn't use certain slurs when a member of your group is of a certain ethnicity or has certain religious beliefs. You also know that projecting said slurs onto fantasy races instead of 'real' ones is pretty transparent. Be a sexist pig, if you can manage (both genders are equally capable of this, I assure you). Make the other players as uncomfortable as possible.

Your current group members may have a higher tolerance for offensiveness or harassment than most people, but everybody has a limit. At some point, you cross it. Being blatantly offensive is not funny. At the least, it's annoying. At the worst, it's infuriating and disgusting.

7. Alternatively, be offended by EVERYTHING
You firmly believe that this fantasy setting is not politically correct enough. This setting is clearly sexist. You can tell that the writer of this RPG was a misogynist/misandrist. You find Halflings offensive because you think that they are making fun of people with disabilities. You find the term "blind fighting" offensive because you think that it's a jab at the visually impaired. You are offended that this setting's cosmology has multiple deities. You are offended because this setting's cosmology contains the WRONG multiple deities. You are offended that this setting contains magic. The villain upsets you because he does REALLY MEAN THINGS! Be sure to interpret the most innocuous and innocent statements as being specifically intended to offend you.

Your vocal insistence that everybody always be nice all of the time, that all potentially politically-incorrect or even vaguely offensive terms are forever banished from the game, that nobody ever role-plays somebody with gender-related emotional issues, and that villains never do mean things, completely sucks the fun out of the game. Not everything in the world (real world or fantasy world) is designed specifically to offend you. Please stop.

8. Refuse to be a team player
Everything is about you - always. Your character is the most awesome character in the world. You don't NEED the other party members. The other party members' characters will never be nearly as awesome as yours, and you make sure that you tell them this on a regular basis. You could kill 20 dragons by sneezing. Seriously, you could.

Take every opportunity to wander away from the group. Refuse to go along with whatever quest interests them at the time. Always insist that everyone do what your character wants to do. Make sure that the entire game has to revolve around you or your character by being completely uncooperative unless it does. If you're a Cleric, NEVER heal your party members. To further refine the lone-wolf approach, see suggestion #9 ("Cheat").

9. Cheat
Cheating is admirable and acceptable. Anything that gives you an "edge" over the other players is a good thing. Team-work is for sissies! Fudge dice rolls and secretly edit your character sheet. Look for loopholes in the rules system. Try to manipulate combat mechanics when the GM is distracted. Make claims about non-existent rules or false claims about existent ones. When all else fails, flat-out lie. After all, nobody wants to spend half an hour digging through an obscure manual (that nobody but you owns, and you conveniently forgot today anyway) when they could just take your word for it and get on with the fight. So that nobody else suspects your dishonesty, be sure to regularly accuse other players of cheating.

10. Nitpick
Nitpick everything and anything. Nitpick the setting, and nitpick any and all details the GM mentions. Nitpick the GM's interpretation of some of the vaguer rules. Nitpick how other players handle themselves in combat. Nitpick the GM's description of a Troll Hunter. Nitpick the GM's judgment call on the DC of a Balance check. Whenever you see an opportunity, just go for it. The only regrets worth caring about, are the ones of things that you didn't do.

Make it clear that none of the other players know how to properly play the game. Give them blow-by-blow accounts of exactly what they did wrong and where after every session. Explain how they are role-playing their characters incorrectly, and what they should actually be doing. Be fair, though - make sure to point out the GM's ineptitude regularly as you pontificate. The other players will appreciate your constructive criticism, and thank you for it later.

11. Argue about everything
See also: Suggestion #10 ("Nitpick").
Never forget that the two most important things about game-play are:
1.That you are always right

2. That you always have your way
It's a well-kept secret that if you bully the GM enough, he or she will let you do whatever you want. Argue about alignment-checks, game mechanics, and setting details. The other players will give in to your yammering just to shut you up. You're fine with this, since they did what you wanted. Whether or not they still like you is irrelevant; you got your way.

12. Interrupt everybody. Constantly.
ESPECIALLY the Game Master. Make sure he or she can never finish a single sentence. Do this with completely unrelated things, if possible (shouting internet memes or simply screaming incoherently also works well). This is best done when the GM is trying to describe an important location or relate an important story detail. Having your character constantly interrupt other characters and NPCs is also effective.

13. Become infuriated when other people play differently
There is a "right" way to play a tabletop RPG and a "wrong" way to play a tabletop RPG, and by gum, you know it! Don't find out ahead of time how the other members of your group handle their role-playing games, and refuse to adhere to their obviously incorrect social mores. Your way is right, and their way is wrong. That's just how it is!

For example, your group members often violate a sacred and unspoken law and break character. Metagaming is your pet peeve and makes you incredibly angry, so make sure you have the mother of all hissy fits when they do this. Of course, you never told them, but your group members are psychic. They should know this. Despite the fact that the other 4 members of your party are fine with Metagaming, make sure that you rant incessantly whenever one of them mis-steps. This will endear you to the group and result in you being invited to future campaigns.

Alternatively, you might insist on Metagaming when the other 4 members of your party are against it and explained this at the beginning of the campaign (it's even in the House Rules!). It upsets them because they don't like in-game discussions of game mechanics getting in the way of the actual game. You don't care about immersion, so why should they? You want to know how many hit points the monster has. Become furious when the GM won't tell you. Whoever wrote the aphorism "When in Rome..." never set foot in Waterdeep anyway.

14. Talk on your cell phone during the game.
You can roll dice and chat at the same time, right? Make sure that you never differentiate between what you are saying in-character and what you are saying to the person on the other end of the line. Chat during important events, such as combat encounters.

Wander out of the room regularly. Not while your character is uninvolved in what is currently going on (such as a different location), though. Make sure that you are in the kitchen when you are up in the combat queue. When somebody finally comes to fetch you, act irritated that they interrupted your phone conversation.

You can also practice casually not paying any attention at all between turns. A laptop with an Internet connection is exceptionally useful for this. Make sure you giggle/guffaw, sneer, and type loudly while the other players are trying to role-play.

15. Take Metagaming to a new level: punch your Game Master.
Hands-down, the fastest way to get kicked out of a game, and the culmination of all of the above suggestions. This is essentially the physical equivalent of your in-game behavior. If you are going to be a social bully, you may as well admit what you are and be a physical one as well.

If you follow these suggestions closely, they will quickly result in the intended effect: getting you tossed out the door. You didn't like those guys anyway, right? You'll just find a better group.

Why doesn't anyone want to play with you?

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